Family Guy 'The Fcc Song'

A funny song about the fcc from episode PTV season 5
Family Guy 'The Fcc Song' – YouTube

Peter: They will clean up all your talking In a manner such as this
Brian: They will make you take a tinkle When you want to take a piss
Stewie: And they'll make you call fellatio A trouser friendly kiss
All: Here's the plain situation There's no negotiation
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin' FCC
Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest Of special interest groups
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels And they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain Can tell them everybody poops
All: Take a tip, take a lesson You'll never win by messin'
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin' FCC And if you find yourself With some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her With your ding-a-ling 'Cause you can't say penis So they sent this little warning They're prepared to do their worst
Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox Hoping you can be coerced
Stewie: I can think of quite another place They should have stuck it first
All: They may just be neurotic Or possibly psychotic They're the fellows at the freakin' FCC
PTV (Family Guy) – Wikipedia