Why Geeks and Nerds Make The Best Boyfriends

8.) They’re relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza, Twinkies and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you’re not the best cook, eh. Can you order a pizza?
best of craigslist > s.f. bayarea > Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It... via Table Of Malcontents

どんな男をgetすべきかは女にとって重要な関心事だか、オタクと呼ばれる連中もそれなりに都合の良い面はあるということ。趣味の部分を勝手にやらしときゃ、その他の面ではコントロールし易いんじゃないかな。

His argument is pretty good, so much so that I'd almost buy it. But then I remembered this one Beauty and the Geek episode where the guys were asked to draw a nude model. The nude model lay across a bench and talked and talked and talked. After they were done, the guys were quizzed on what she said, and only two of them remembered her name! What does that tell me? That geeks love boobies more than conversation. And probably love their laptops more than boobies.
Why You Should Date A Geek Boy - Table Of Malcontents

随分、昔にもこんなのが…(コピペ禁止らしいのでリンクだけ)。