Guy mistakes porn DVD sounds for victim, appears with sword

"It was a woman screaming," he recalled Tuesday. "She was screaming for help." Sword in hand, he bounded up the stairs, kicked in the door and confronted a man who turned out to be alone - watching a pornographic movie.

Man mistakes porn DVD as woman's cries for help – JSOnline via Boing Boing

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って、大体なんで「Sword」なんて持ってるわけ? Knifeじゃないんでしょ? ZeldaのLinkが持ってたようなモンを想像してもいい訳だな? Wwww そりゃぁ警察に取り上げられwwwwww